"You have nothing? I have nothing! I have no place to go! I can’t stay at Luke’s, I can’t stay in Stars Hollow, my mother’s a wack job! I mean, you’re saying you’re this loser and what- you don’t want to take me off this terrific path I’m headed down right now? I’m not graduating high school! I don’t know what I’m gonna do with the rest of my life! But something’s telling me I better find out soon, or I’m gonna be that guy out there on the boardwalk selling the hemp hats!"
"You know I have actually thought about this moment, a lot. What would Jess say to me if I ever saw him again? I mean he just took off - no note, no call, nothing. How could he explain that? And then a year goes by, no word, nothing. So he couldn’t possibly have a good excuse for that, right? I have imagined hundreds of different scenarios with a hundred different great last parting lines and I have to tell you that I am actually very curious to see which way this is going to go.”